|Friend:||The girl on the left is the one I vagina punched.|
|Me:||And why did you vagina punch her?|
Three cats are competing in a race: there’s an American cat named “one two three,” a German cat named “ein zwei drei,” and a French cat named “un deux trois.” The cats all swim across a lake. The American cat finishes first, the German cat finishes second, but the French cat is nowhere to be found.
Because the un deux trois quatre cinq.
Dylan’s latest Instagram Pic
This legitimately made me laugh out loud because this is the truth of making movies.
4000 words in an I should consider asking someone if this story makes any god damn sense.
Hairspray director Adam Shankman has checked into rehab, his rep confirms to Us Weekly"Adam Shankman is currently seeking treatment in a rehabilitation center," the statement said. "His friends and family support him and wish him well on his journey to recovery."
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
i looked at the OPs blog because i thought it was cool that there was an actual neurosurgeon shitting around on tumblr but its a fucking roleplay blog, its 3am, im going to bed this is the last lie i can deal with in this shit website in this garbage world
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time
You always hurt the one you love
The one you shouldn’t hurt at all
You always take the sweetest rose
And crush it till the petals fall
You always break the kindest heart
With a hasty word you can’t recall
So If I broke your heart last night
It’s because I love you most of all.