May 2013
That moment when you decide to just say fuck it and eat the entire bag of goldfish even though you just opened it
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Love means watching all five fast and the furious movies in a row.
blaine's 1st apocalypse
time4sleeps:
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mina-marina:
consulting-moose-captain:
mina-marina:
I pledge allegiance to the fine ass of the united states of booty
and to the booty for which it stands
one nation under booty
indivisible
with liberty and ass for all
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[Updates] Gay Man Killed In Greenwich Village In... →
So here’s kind of a dirty little secret about New York: you still do get harassed and assaulted for being gay. And I don’t mean in rough area where there’s gangs or any of that shit; friends of mine have been attacked in the Greenwich village, Chelsea, and midtown and I’ve personally been beaten up in Gramercy. It’s not at all fun.
It’s better but there’s still a long way to go.
Okay I really want to watch that YouTube dub of the opening song from beauty and the beast that’s kind ghetto but like not but its mad funny but for the love of god I can’t find it.
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Gay male: I just want to look like an Andrew Christian model.
Gay male:
Gay male:
Gay male:
Gay male:
Gay male: Is that a cookie? *noms*
klainesmarried:
still the best argument in all of glee history
I feel like going to Disney world and getting married.
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randomactsofdouchebaggery:
Filed under things I never thought I’d hear Jimmy say: because of the boobs.
don’t forget i had multiple girlfriends and had a decent amount of exposure to boobs. and the entire downstairs situation. but i guess its different to hear it right?
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Good handjob tips:
Put your mouth on it.
when you have the perfect picture in your head of how you want your story to turn out and then you actually write it and
Some one give me an idea so I can be productive on my flight tonight.
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“25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25
1. Make peace with your parents. Whether...”
– Unknown (via ashlyniscool)
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“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via horologists)
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I can’t wait for the day when me and my boyfriend are invited by Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka to join the Hollywood Gay Power Couples Club.
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sollux:
DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
napoleonbonapoptart:
If you get me chipotle you will get chipotlaid
this is basically the relationship me and my boyfriend have.
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It’s a Chris colfer sex riot (sorta). What a good start to summer.
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jade-sexual:
Roses are red
Acorns are nuts
I think all my followers
Have really cute butts
samrgarrett:
samrgarrett:
samrgarrett:
Playing Pokemon Sapphire and naming my character “FUCK ME”
No way this can go wrong
MOM
MOM NO
I regret everything
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN T O ME
I MADE MY MISTAAAKES
sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
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