Three cats are competing in a race: there’s an American cat named “one two three,” a German cat named “ein zwei drei,” and a French cat named “un deux trois.” The cats all swim across a lake. The American cat finishes first, the German cat finishes second, but the French cat is nowhere to be found.
You always hurt the one you love The one you shouldn’t hurt at all You always take the sweetest rose And crush it till the petals fall You always break the kindest heart With a hasty word you can’t recall So If I broke your heart last night It’s because I love you most of all.
People who don’t have to pay for their own schooling or take out student loans have no idea how disgustingly lucky they are. I have a lot of resentment for said individuals and don’t really want them near me, especially to complain. The rest of you, however, are always invited to have stale cookies and empty juice boxes in my trash can as we cry in each other’s laps and roll down the socioeconomic ladder.