The very first time I took my boyfriend to the Rose Planetarium (we’re both science nerds), he complained the entire way through Neil deGrasse Tyson’s welcome speech because Tyson was wearing a Hawaiian shirt that was “incredibly tacky”.
It was despicable. Even worse than his misuse of the mails. The Generalissimo tricked her to the villa by inviting her to a fancy party. But when she got there it was just the two of them. He drugged her champagne and had his way with her. Later she gave birth to the devil. You know, sweeps week