March 2012
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I like to imagine that one day Blaine Anderson will work as a Chippendales Man.
food porn episode of south park is on.
i am looking at my life.
February 2012
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So I’m 95% sure that there’s a dorm on 14th street that has a life-sized, paper cut out of darren criss in a suit reclining on their window ledge as a decoration.
that’s not okay.
it’s like looking at big brother or something
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hummelsandberrys:
stjimmyjazz replied to your post: matthew morrison why don’t you put your…
As if any of them actually believe glee is going to last into a seventh season.
if glee actually does last for seven years, i’m gonna cry
and not in a good way
i went into watching this show hoping and DREAMING that it would only last three season. because it would make the most sense. naturally,...
Somebody come eat pizza and make s'mores with me.
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And I’m starting to stock up on Cadbury Cream Eggs.
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I did something to fuck up my back. All I want is a tiny Asian lady to step in it for me.
Post Oscar party:
Switch to Mean Girls and get drunk
My boyfriend is terrified of frogs and therefore uncomfortable about Kermit.
It’s over between us.
Seriously.
What a sweet boy! Is he married? I bet all the...
annalebelle:
lizzypoodle:
vcg73:
“No, he’s single. And he wouldn’t marry a girl. He’s gay.”
“Oh, does he have a boyfriend then? He should. He’s lovely and he has a cute little tushy. Rich and talented too! All that’s not easy to find in a man, you know. I’ve looked.”
- My 90 year old great-aunt Ruth Ann on Chris Colfer, ladies and gentlemen -
All the awards to great-aunt Ruth!
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chrscolfr:
does anyone know how to get rainbow stain out from clothing because i just fucking threw up all over the place
Tide-to-go
dapperfinch:
the-cimmerians:
Darren has no time to have short-man syndrome, because he’s too busy making height jokes about himself.
I sweartagod, that guy’s dick is prolly the size of a Cadillac…
tripod
Big things come in small packages. Or rather I guess a big package in a small thing.
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what is your klaine username →
i got ”daltonkurtletitsnow”
and read it as “dalton kurtle tits now”
i like that more.
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My boyfriend just texted me to tell me that they shut down the Hall of Ocean Life at the AMNH for a sleepover tonight.
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Get To work: they have a matchbox 20 playlist going. Go Your Own Way comes on. Have weird feelings associated with song that shouldn’t be had by an almost 23 year old.
Screw you Zane.
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eclipsetheory replied to your post: My boyfriend in all honesty just told me that…
Omfg I read that like 16 times and can’t stop laughing
that’s because you dont like with him. ive decided its arguably one of the saddest things ive ever heard.
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My boyfriend in all honesty just told me that before we lived together and I forced him to actually put his clean laundry away, it would stay in the massive bag he dragged it around in and usually would spoon with it at night because he was both lazy and pathetic.
Max Adler on Karofsky's Dark Moment and Message of...
justkavein:
Closeted jock Dave Karofsky may have reached his darkest hour on Tuesday’s episode of Glee, but actor Max Adler felt it was necessary because he says “it provides a message of hope.”
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i really love when actors talk about their process. as a director, there’s only so much we can influence an actor’s character. when it comes down to it, it’s their...
My life is like a non-stop Chris Colfer sex riot.:... →
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I’m looking forward to living in New York as a child psychologist/psychiatrist eventually.
building my creative empire, and settling down in germany when i’m older.
one day recording my own album, seeing my mom be a grandma, and the next...
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By the way, everyone should watch this episode. Yes, if you’re sensitive to the topic, don’t watch it alone. But it ends on the best of notes with a speech that you and I both know was directly written by Chris Colfer.
It’s actually beautiful; yes, life can really suck. People, for some reason, are capable of being so hurtful to the point where you’re left absolutely...
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I'm going to be honest and say I wasn't displeased...
But that doesn’t mean I’m not disappointed.
I just really believe that an episode such as this was way to heavy handed. Beyond that, I think everyone should watch it. It’s better to go in knowing what to expect, but it shouldn’t be missed. It holds way to strong a message to ignore.
Under a cut because I lack a filter and people around here are apparently easily...
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derrencrisp:
omg, kurt and blaine must have a fantastic sex life if their dancing has anything to go by.
people that can dance are almost always better in bed.
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There’s really way too much content in this episode for anything to be handled in a truly sensitive way.
So far I’m right about this episode being disjointed and incredibly weird.
I disappoint my parents on a near daily basis, but getting caught cheating on a test is hardly enough for it to be a tipping point for me.
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Wait, Glee’s a comedy?
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clovergat3 replied to your post: This entire episode is going to be disjointed and…
bottom of the bottle blaine
yaaaaaaaay
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medifun replied to your post: This entire episode is going to be disjointed and…
It turns out that Finn is actually mentally handicapped and the whole story of Glee is just an autism snow globe fantasy.
I would really like to imagine that the final episode would be one of *those* finales. Like St. Elsewhere or something. But not like The Sopranos. Fuck The Sopranos.
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This entire episode is going to be disjointed and weird and unnecessarily angst-filled. In the end we’ll find out it was just one of Blaine’s dreams while he was finishing his bottle of prescription painkillers.
ron-jeremy:
stjimmyjazz replied to your post: I’ve never had stuffed crust pizza or Chipotle
what the fuck is your life? pointless.
I’m not made of money, James
You assumed correctly. But still. I’m not above FexExing some up to you at this point.
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colfer-chris:
stjimmyjazz replied to your post: what if i sent chris colfer a video of garfield…
you would probably get his autograph on a restraining order.
hey, jimmy, you have to SIGN a restraining order, so that would also count as an autograph!!!!!!!!!!!
either way i win!!!!!!!!!
my point exactly. you wouldnt be able to come within 500 feet of our inevitable wedding, but you’d...
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Money that tomorrow’s episode will be the one that jumps the shark.
My boyfriend called me a lemon stealing whore in the middle of sex.
it looks like someone’s been keeping up-to-date on the internet on goings on our little break.
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mpreg-mycroft:
stjimmyjazz replied to your post: wouldnt it be nice to have sex with a guy who…
which is why i ended up loosing my gay virginity to a 30 year old. its nice to sleep with guys that know hoe to use their dicks.
im so mad?? oh my god jealous
one of the reasons im so excited to go to college next year is because hello middle aged professors
who are
usually hot
(i hope lolita...
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cryblainecry:
stjimmyjazz replied to your post: my birthday is ash wednesday this year which…
oh good god, what a good christian.
lol i go to a catholic school
so they don’t serve meat in the dining halls on ash wednesday/fridays in lent
ugh, im sorry. that’s a massive pain in the ass.
you see, i went to catholic school once upon a time. so therefore, im not catholic anymore
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On set quote of the day:
Did everyone’s adderall wear off at the same time mine did?
Biggest let down: When the music video you work on comes out looking incredible but the music is so unspeakably terrible that you regret working on it entirely.
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