March 2012
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im somewhere between really proud and really ashamed that i’ve eaten 4 meals so far today and they’ve all been cheeseburgers.
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
Watchegobus:
-healthylife:
notyouraveragemutant:
thepenis-vaginaway:
ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
and that, ladies and gentlemen, completes my life.
i cannot put into words how happy this video makes me
I can now die a happy woman.
omg
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Reblog if you've seen a girl with hair like this
sporkyforky:
Hey, I think that’s Ramona.
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duranduranderson:
good evening, i’m jenn. you all know me as duranduranderson.
tonight, we’re going to discuss a tragedy that is sweeping our nation.
the truth is, very few people know what to do……..
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Today I was trying to explain to my boyfriend the idea of “the boy next door” and basically used the taylor swift ‘love story’ music video as my example.
he then gave me this look that said “oh there you are. i should call a mental institution”
Interactive Scale of the Universe →
panicsheep:
thesouschef:
cracked:
Have fun.
WE’RE SO LITTLE!!!
MINECRAFT WORLD IS BIGGER THAN ASIA
HOLY FUCK WE’RE TINY
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that moment when you walk onto the set of a gay indie film and you recognize some of the actors in the porn youve watched.
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yourgirlonfire replied to your post: i smell like brooklyn. and not hipster brooklyn, i mean the part near the sewage treatment plant.
is it wrong that i laughed?
no, because i was laughing at it myself.
i smell like brooklyn. and not hipster brooklyn, i...
What if ee cummings just didn't know how to work...
je sus fu c k i ng chris t how do e s thi s t ype w r i t er w o r k
-e.e. cummings
Cosmo sex tip #301:
thunderturd:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
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Story time!
In my freshman year of college I worked with this slighter-old-than-I-am-now 1st Camera Assistant. One of the most important things he taught me was that people always remember the guy on set that wears a tie. So naturally, I began to overdress when it comes to setwear; nothing over the top though- just like a clean button down or (if I was lazy) a teeshirt and tie. No one really over thinks this...
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bachelorjawn:
when i went shopping after uni on tuesday i tried on some jeans but then i’m sexy and I know it by lmfao came on and i hadn’t heard the song in so long so i started dancing in my bra and these jeans but the curtain was open a little bit and i looked in the mirror and there was a middle aged woman sat on one of the couches in the middle of the changing room looking through the crack...
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animedads:
I’m drowning… drowning in how gay I am.
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Everyone has six names.
1. Your Real name: James
2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Purple Panda
3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Matthew First
4. Your Star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Ocomajilly
5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): Black...
