jimmy. 24. nyc. i make movies and in my spare time i just kind of sit around and sometimes blog about shit i find to relevant. whether it’s relevant to other people is subjective.Tumblr (3.0; @stjimmyjazz)http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://afterl0ve.tumblr.com/post/51205237245/i-wanna-build-a-fort-with-someone-and-just-lay" class="tumblr_blog">afterl0ve</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I wanna build a fort with someone and just lay inside and talk about life or whatever all day and night</p></blockquote>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51205398219http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51205398219Fri, 24 May 2013 00:46:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5def3679513062c06fe2d81554325ff7/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2831a16331c773bbb137248e312aed9c/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e067485bdf91089614fc4a56163e01c/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1460da904aa5383b73058e1c66258e2e/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dafb5e8365baecd8a533c71ae96aff1d/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c548d3294748846e69f9e0ee4d02e48/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>God it’s so American.</p>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51204670205http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51204670205Fri, 24 May 2013 00:33:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/acc7667746206527d70e6f27ed697a82/tumblr_mkjkvc1cJX1qf22sgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ce5a32c620028da5249e5610eded197/tumblr_mkjkvc1cJX1qf22sgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f8b9003cd3e72e4c7e4367798a8c326/tumblr_mkjkvc1cJX1qf22sgo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/post/51166077465/thetadoctor-sherlock-holmes-and-john-watson" class="tumblr_blog">thedrunkenmoogle</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetadoctor.tumblr.com/post/46784885803/i-present-to-you-the-sherlock-and-the-john">thetadoctor</a>: <strong>Sherlock Holmes and John Watson cocktails</strong></p> <p><strong>Sherlock</strong><br/><strong>Ingredients:</strong><br/><em><span>1 oz. Top Shelf Vodka (We’re talking about Sherlock. Try Grey Goose or Belvedere)<br/></span><span>1 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice<br/></span><span>1/2 oz Blue Curacao </span></em></p> <p><strong>Directions:</strong> Use a chilled stemmed glass. This drink would look smooth in a Martini Glass. Pour the ingredients in the glass in order. When you add the Blue Curacao, you’ll notice the color smoke into purple. Ah, Science. <span>Optional Cherry Garnish, but don’t over do it. The body is just transport.</span></p> <p><em>The game, Mrs. Hudson, is on!</em></p> <p><span>—-</span></p> <p><strong>John Watson<br/>Ingredients:<br/></strong><em><span>1/2 oz Light Rum<br/></span><span>1/2 oz Tequila<br/></span><span>1/2 oz Gin<br/></span><span>1/2 oz Vodka<br/></span><span>1/2 oz Triple Sec<br/>Orange Juice<br/>Orange Wheel</span></em></p> <p><strong>Directions:</strong> The Glass doesn’t matter too much, you’re not trying to show off. Try a stein type shown here, or a Collins Glass. Shake the alcoholic ingredients with ice and strain into the glass. Fill with Orange Juice. You’re allowed to feel fancy, Float some Grand Marnier if you’d like. <span>Add Orange Wheel. The idea is to let them think that you’re innocent, then you can unexpectedly kick them in the face. </span></p> <p><em>Now people will definitely talk.</em></p> <p>Drinks created and photographed by <a href="http://thetadoctor.tumblr.com/">Toki</a>. </p></blockquote>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51168877379http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51168877379Thu, 23 May 2013 16:18:17 -0400<p>That unfortunate moment when there&#8217;s a really cute guy checking you out and he opens his mouth to say something and he&#8217;s got the most fangly, messed up teeth you could ever imagine.</p>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51168347424http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51168347424Thu, 23 May 2013 16:10:59 -0400i know i have a boyfriend.<p>i started and ate breakfast and then immediately moved on to lunch. </p> <p>i guess its that kind of day</p>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51153100566http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51153100566Thu, 23 May 2013 11:53:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92ffbb0848e1865a08eaf13b4fae4c45/tumblr_mn6qileKoc1qi857wo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51148700246http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51148700246Thu, 23 May 2013 10:21:23 -0400nsfw<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a1fa55ec819dacd65f5278b6f946889/tumblr_mn8c61xTiL1r4ljuao1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/151192155336f03905fc422485a95d8b/tumblr_mn8c61xTiL1r4ljuao2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51124445461http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51124445461Wed, 22 May 2013 23:39:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7d9df7917bbb76ba43d58e734dd6dfe/tumblr_mg4bdxQrqG1qejlczo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/51124319558" class="tumblr_blog">10knotes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.1000notes.com"><br/></a></p></blockquote> <p>My hero</p>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51124389039http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51124389039Wed, 22 May 2013 23:38:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d88a3782879170d1f6e447b36ee0c51/tumblr_mkkq902rGM1s3oe2qo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/51122316288">10knotes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>when I’m hungry but too lazy to move</span></p> <p><a href="http://www.1000notes.com"> </a></p> </blockquote>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51122760379http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51122760379Wed, 22 May 2013 23:15:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fd3be7f908c65947b89b84bec93881c/tumblr_mmwm2ykHds1qck0h4o2_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/070d91dd572a79b77d0dca38839502bc/tumblr_mmwm2ykHds1qck0h4o1_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b4a5f16893286744603094b1574e8bc/tumblr_mmwm2ykHds1qck0h4o5_r2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d108235b1822cd7812f77237f00094e/tumblr_mmwm2ykHds1qck0h4o3_r2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>beards just make me happy</p>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51122711906http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51122711906Wed, 22 May 2013 23:14:51 -0400<p><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://finallycowboys.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" title="sasha stop farting" target="_blank"><img alt="" class="avatar " src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/avatar_527fdfabe9bc_40.png"/><span class="border"></span></a><span class="action"><a class="tumblelog" href="http://finallycowboys.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" title="sasha stop farting">finallycowboys</a> said: <span class="answer_content">Oh no…,please don’t tell me you put them in your butt….</span></span></p> <p><span class="action"></span></p> <p><span class="action"><span class="answer_content">holy shit no. </span></span></p> <p><span class="action"><span class="answer_content">he just doesnt get that theyre like&#8230; phallic and such. </span></span></p> <p><span class="action"><span class="answer_content">what have you been watching</span></span></p>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51118978385http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51118978385Wed, 22 May 2013 22:26:40 -0400<p>even after 3+ years my boyfriend hasn&#8217;t figured out why i giggle every time he buys pickles. </p>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51117587189http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51117587189Wed, 22 May 2013 22:09:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21f969e5246905738d4d5144d715871e/tumblr_mmmlu1g42g1qf5t5wo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b102bdc4fa384de201e17950d5f45d5/tumblr_mmmlu1g42g1qf5t5wo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9e70a76adb34697144264bab6f97f23b/tumblr_mmmlu1g42g1qf5t5wo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>the best representation of who i am</p>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51108687046http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51108687046Wed, 22 May 2013 20:16:21 -0400right down to the slut on the forehead<p>That moment when you decide to just say fuck it and eat the entire bag of goldfish even though you just opened it</p>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51016070138http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/51016070138Tue, 21 May 2013 17:28:33 -0400<p>Love means watching all five fast and the furious movies in a row.</p>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50945507248http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50945507248Mon, 20 May 2013 19:45:38 -0400i think it started as hate watching and evolved into actual enjoyment<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50877873370" src="http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50877873370/audio_player_iframe/stjimmyjazz/tumblr_mlvbz02V0m1qhgpr1?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fstjimmyjazz%2F50877873370%2Ftumblr_mlvbz02V0m1qhgpr1" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mixtapeconversation.tumblr.com/post/48932644401/when-mccartney-introduced-lennon-to-his-new">mixtapeconversation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small>When McCartney introduced Lennon to his new composition, he came to <strong>“the movement you need is on your shoulder”</strong> and told Lennon <strong>“I’ll fix that bit</strong>.<strong>”</strong> Lennon asked why, and McCartney answered <strong>“…it’s a stupid expression; it sounds like a parrot</strong>.<strong>”</strong> Lennon parried with <strong>“You won’t, you know. That’s the best line in the song</strong>.<strong>”</strong> McCartney thus left the line in, and later said <strong>“…when I play that song, that’s the line when I think of John, and sometimes I get a little emotional during that moment.”</strong> </small></p> </blockquote> <p><small>if you didn’t just say “awwww” out loud… then you better check yo pulse.</small></p> </blockquote>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50877873370http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50877873370Sun, 19 May 2013 22:56:54 -0400<blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://time4sleeps.tumblr.com/post/38378503960/blaines-1st-apocalypse">time4sleeps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/89435e5ad7bd531eba41557538f52400/tumblr_inline_mfbwdqzZ3r1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7d7e9549edad7e06e4342027390b2f97/tumblr_inline_mfbwe4AJmn1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d70475ef760be7f6fba402eb531acc1a/tumblr_inline_mfbwenrAH91qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b8fd4dacdbf08f53fda54c7e398c1307/tumblr_inline_mfbwfdjpLe1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cc65c1dd892ba540e638a954abe1eccd/tumblr_inline_mfbwfza13U1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/520f5637f320f4500def3d72cff3cb14/tumblr_inline_mfbwgmGwVp1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6d98ce2bafdda4e9477792f0f520e5b8/tumblr_inline_mfbwhkylD91qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8f493ef23d38a58fd69cedc39e8933e8/tumblr_inline_mfbwi4Znng1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/dc282bc581fa5c64910f1da3fef7174f/tumblr_inline_mfbwix5pT61qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6a620afde5346021ac311dfc4dfb21ae/tumblr_inline_mfbwjqTTBT1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a65da07a69369178bca4f7205a3bc01f/tumblr_inline_mfbwks9saB1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/78bb227218e1fefb0ff3a81cbfdd668b/tumblr_inline_mfbwlgxGCB1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/736cb28c1e7bdd283336e0eebcd0d161/tumblr_inline_mfbwmgn2iM1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0593675dc53045855acd00d25baba85f/tumblr_inline_mfbwnh0ikz1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/15c80c987d15c4415379126c709a075f/tumblr_inline_mfbwoaZQ4Q1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9ed4016d52b6f6f82b004cc348800a80/tumblr_inline_mfbwoz78D81qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/89e725d0b6ccf9415aa998bd83fedaf7/tumblr_inline_mfbwpqF6461qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/231890ef3298c0007e8b4a41f41f17c8/tumblr_inline_mfbx0f9eEV1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b6928ac1a9515617d50120d97966af60/tumblr_inline_mfbwqg6IGn1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/98330fd8e30916037aa4ca17bf401738/tumblr_inline_mfbwraVhbq1qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/58ca9a91b6cf38d6edd7bc0a9fc89d58/tumblr_inline_mfbx17cuE41qgi2e5.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/12def0398bc84a2ea17aace7962ff53d/tumblr_inline_mfbx2jpDBO1qgi2e5.png"/></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50871659885http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50871659885Sun, 19 May 2013 21:39:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/235745c8c7e4a63e08f107d7ea5e9745/tumblr_mn0db52MyT1qbixxto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sueting.tumblr.com/post/50838324066/electroego-and-they-say-gay-marriage-is">sueting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electroego.tumblr.com/post/50828269090/and-they-say-gay-marriage-is-unnatural">electroego</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>and they say gay marriage is unnatural </p> </blockquote> <p>i’m screaming so hard right now ^</p> </blockquote> <p>oh wow. </p>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50869875786http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50869875786Sun, 19 May 2013 21:15:52 -0400on the upside now i know that a raw potato works just as well as a cold shower?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90abf8bb89d4bb58c9ddfb8c6ef68a2d/tumblr_mn1iviDIOU1rrcahvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a41574dfebe935e806b0ff9311cd400/tumblr_mn1iviDIOU1rrcahvo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f08a34b93919a8d9654927142910a728/tumblr_mn1iviDIOU1rrcahvo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee8740eeaf083d06dda79b2cd252a7d3/tumblr_mn1iviDIOU1rrcahvo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ec04a38ddba5de346d91ba7ecbe0148/tumblr_mn1iviDIOU1rrcahvo5_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b043348a44311ff76801ec5c53190742/tumblr_mn1iviDIOU1rrcahvo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f261acfc42477ce27eee556e26a89ec9/tumblr_mn1iviDIOU1rrcahvo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28f93ffeca3f44f2a7c44ca16b8df949/tumblr_mn1iviDIOU1rrcahvo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/post/50829470003/stefons-send-off-x">nbcsnl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Stefon’s send-off (<a href="http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/weekend-update-stefons-farewell/n37074/">x</a>)</em></p> </blockquote>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50868940685http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50868940685Sun, 19 May 2013 21:03:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mina-marina.tumblr.com/post/49161677835/consulting-moose-captain-mina-marina-i">mina-marina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://consulting-moose-captain.tumblr.com/post/49155611834">consulting-moose-captain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mina-marina.tumblr.com/post/49154384633/i-pledge-allegiance-to-the-fine-ass-of-the-united">mina-marina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I pledge allegiance to the fine ass of the united states of booty</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1b480c2830b7e9e50e4ad161f4e0df01/tumblr_ml2mxu2hDz1qez3reo2_r1_500.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>and to the booty for which it stands</p> <p>one nation under booty</p> <p>indivisible</p> <p>with liberty and ass for all</p> </blockquote>http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50868168911http://stjimmyjazz.tumblr.com/post/50868168911Sun, 19 May 2013 20:53:28 -0400